![]() ![]() The microscopic yin to its macroscopic wang - err, yang. Oh, and the longest penis in the animal kingdom? The blue whale penis, which can measure up to 8 feet long. In 2000, Fischer added 6.3 inches to the man’s penis, bringing it over 10 inches in total length. And for those who weren’t satisfied with the hand nature dealt them? There’s the world record holder for the longest penis extension held by an unidentified man who was operated on by Brazilian doctor Richardo Fischer. If you’re willing to accept a slightly less verified account, a man by the name of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera allegedly has an 18.9-inch penis. Dickenson, and an American actor by the name of Jonah Falcon with an equally large penis. Two different men with 13.5-inch penises have laid claim to it: one, an anonymous man measured by an aptly named Scottish doctor named Dr. This one is surprisingly tricky to track down, in no small part (heh) because lots of different guys want to hold the title. When it comes to the animal kingdom, according to research conducted in the Royal Society Journal’s Biology Letters, the male Australian scaly cricket (aka Ornebius aperta) has been shown to have sex as many as 50 times over a three- to four-hour period - in part to counteract the female cricket’s habit of removing the male’s nutrient-rich sperm and eating it after sex. Of course, “sexual intercourse” is used somewhat loosely here at an average length of 45 seconds per partner, it’s closer to a “sexual hi-then-bye.” Anyway, the experience is on film, in case you’re the curious type. In 2004, Lisa Sparks (formerly Lisa Sparxxx) had sexual intercourse with a whopping 919 men in a 12-hour period as part of a competition with two other women to see who could have sex with the most men. Regardless, they’re fun little windows into what the human body is capable of at extremes. And because of the, ahem, intimate nature of the subject matter, the record holders in some cases are actually anonymous. At least, as close as we can make given that most sex happens in private without any lab technicians or Guinness Book of World Records employees present, it’s possible that some of these records are way off. In order to alleviate that healthy - and purely scientific - curiosity, here are some sex records. But when it comes to objectively measurable statistics, you’re not the only person who’s curious. Well, best is harder to nail down as one person’s dream sex could easily be another person’s nightmare. RELATED: All the Sex Slang You Need to Know And no, not songs to have sex to - we’re talking about world records (think biggest, fastest and best). That’s where the concept of sex records comes in. ![]() He added to StokeonTrentLive : "I thought it was a joke at first, I was completely gobsmacked.There’s a decent chance you know a few of your own sex statistics: how many partners you’ve had, the most times you’ve orgasmed in a day or the exact dimensions of your genitalia.Īs much as the heated passion of sexual arousal and the cold, calculating search for knowledge and facts might seem like they’re at odds with each other, since sex is such an important and fascinating part of life, people have historically sought to learn about it from a more analytical perspective. ![]() "What is that bulge?" the woman asked, gesturing to his heftily proportioned private area. "I just kept telling her that it was my penis.”ĭespite presenting his boxer clad lower half to the manager, he was not yet free of suspicion. “I can’t help the way I’m made," the window fitter told The Sun in 2019. In a bid to clear his name, the shopper dropped his trousers to the floor to prove his innocence. The unsuspecting 47-year-old and his girlfriend Mandy Shenton were about to pay for £400 worth of clothes at Scotts Menswear in Stoke-on-Trent, when the drama unfolded.Īs they were waiting, a female manager made a stinging allegation - accusing the man of stuffing clothes down the front of what he later admitted were "very tight jeans".Īs Ms Shenton's 18-month-old granddaughter watched on, the probing employee pointed at the man's area. Pictured: The man who took out 10-inch penis in shop to prove he wasn't stealingĪlthough he doesn't claim to have a record-breaking penis size, Steve Whitehurst was accused of shoplifting last year after suspicious staff spotted a larger-than-usual bulge in his trousers.
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